when you make a joke and everyone laughs


friday is october 3rd

friday is 10.3

friday is fma day

tags: #never forget


That wasn’t very sunglasses emoji of you



2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool



finaly… the gigoppause……….. wil be UNBAUSED…………………………..


propare for it you beter perpare.right fukcing now

it’s the gob dam ratpure„,.



People forget that as soon as the gigapause ends we don’t go back to this:


we go back to this:



reblog ghost dog or else u will be haunt in 31 minutes



I dont want to be haunt, mus reblog

How I forsee the next 12 hours…











A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.




Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

They cant fix the economy


my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”


I really REALLY liked this video uwu

lolo and stotch


Ep 1 - Tourist Trapped
Ep 2 - The Legend of the Gobblewonker
Ep 3 - Headhunters
Ep 4 - The Hand That Rocks the Mabel
Ep 5 - The Inconveniencing
Ep 6 - Dipper vs. Manliness
Ep 7 - Double Dipper
Ep 8 - Irrational Treasure
Ep 9 - The Time Traveler’s Pig
Ep 10 - Fight Fighters
Ep 11 - Little Dipper
Ep 12 - Summerween
Ep 13 - Boss Mabel
Ep 14 - Bottomless Pit!
Ep 15 - The Deep End
Ep 16 - Carpet Diem
Ep 17 - Boyz Crazy
Ep 18 - Land Before Swine
Ep 19 - Dreamscaperers
Ep 20 - Gideon Rises
Ep 21 - Scary-oke
Ep 22 - Into the Bunker
Ep 23 - The Golf War
Ep 24 - Sock Opera
Ep 25 - Soos and the Real Girl

Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained

Mabel’s Guide to Life

Fixin’ It with Soos

TV Shorts


Mabel’s Scrapbook

I’ll try to update it when a new episode comes out. And if any of the links aren’t working, come message me and i’ll do what I can :D



send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

Hellfire is, to put it simply, a masterpiece. We don’t even need to look at the main lyrics to get an understanding of the genius put into this work. Listen to the Latin Chanting as Frollo sings. It is a prayer Catholics recite during mass that is an admission of guilt… so we have Frollo singing how the current situation isn’t his fault, whilst our red hooded friends are chanting ‘mea culpa’ and ‘mea maxima culpa’ (through my fault, through my most grievous fault) - showing the dual natures of humankind, religion etc… it also shows us Frollo’s mental state, obviously a precarious one as he fights his inner demons. This song is also a parallel to Quasimodo’s earlier song Out There - both start begging for forgiveness, then grow into revealing the performers true feelings (Wanting to go to the festival and wanting Esmeralda respectively) which shows a similarity between the two which in turn shows that despite differences in appearance, status etc they are the same - which the film is showing. Regardless of appearance, if you are considered ‘normal’ or not, we are all the same. By having this technique, it also sets the stage for Frollo v Quasimodo in their views of Esmeralda, this is emphasized by having Heaven’s Light sung and leading into Hellfire, creating another paradox of human nature and how appearance can be misleading (Quasi thinks she is angelic, Frollo thinks she is a witch… both don’t fit and are extremely exaggerated viewpoints, once again fitting the theme of appearances being a mask worn and you shouldn’t be judged on that). On a totally separate note, another piece of genius from the music score of this film comes in the shape of ‘dies irae’ that plays whilst Frollo chases Quasimodo and Esmeralda. This translates as ‘Day of Wrath’ which is how the wicked shall be punished in eternal fire… this piece was also used whilst Frollo chased down Quasimodo’s mother. Both times he was using religion to justify his actions. Additionally, the inclusion of this results in Hellfire not just foreshadowing Esmeralda’s brush with death, but Frollo’s actual death.

He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit…








I found my other shades and I just couldn’t resist, I’m so vain about this. 

h-hello there

whoa it’s actually dave

he exists

literally my headcanon

i dont know what ur talking about “headcanon”

this is literally canon look 


he is canon dave

Its dangerous to be this attractive

lmao look at this trashheap