sophiaphilemon:

bigenderfeliciano:

prussia’s middle name is maria no backsies no fuckin backsies his name is gilbert maria beilschmidt

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression

peonymoonflower:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan antagonist

Nailed it

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

cparris:

Why Is It That Some Characters Are Much Easier To Draw Than Others

Hands Are Always A Bitch To Draw Though

Artist:
Melanie Martinez
Track:
Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
Plays:
2,284,713 plays

accio-happin3ss:

notyrqueer:

bakefestatspliffanys:

lilfairyboy:

ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit

fanfaare:

wanna fight me punk

yuupng:

【ヘタリア】とまと詰め by: いたわさ

**permission to upload this was given by the artist**

fantastic-fangirl-overlord:

jorielueker:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

Dr pepper got me

Dr. Hannibal Lector… I can’t breathe

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life